Santa Claus forgot about me last Christmas Eve
Santa Claus forgot about me last Christmas Eve
All I asked for Christmas Santa Claus
Was to kill my stepdad Steve
I woke up Christmas morning expecting to hear my Mother's cries
I woke up Christmas morning expecting to hear my Mother's cries
When I saw Steve eating the rest of Sana's cookies
You could imagine my surprise
Well, maybe Santa brought me something real bad
Maybe Santa brought me something I could use to kill my stepdad
But all I got for Christmas
Is another year of being Sad.
I don't know if its just me
But lately it seems to be
That Christmas only comes once a year
and between "The First Noel"
and singing "Carol of the Bells"
Theres not enough time for Christmas cheer.
'cause the reason for the season is lost
its not how much you get but how much all it costs
thats what Christmas is all about
Mom and Dad got me a Pokemon Card
I opened it up quick and i opened it up hard
But it was a Meowth
what the hell is that about
This fuckin' bullshit just ain't fair
Tyler got a Bulbasoar
That must mean you love him more
I'm asking for new parents next year
'cause X amount of presents
equal measurable amounts of smiles
and that's what XMAS is all about.
Me and Deanna wanted to do something fun for Christmas so we made this album. It took about two weeks from start to finish. Just about everything was first take and very little editing. Two of the songs are original so we hope you enjoy it. Merry Christmas!
credits
released December 18, 2012
Deanna Coker: Vocals
Cory Sharp: Vocals and all other instruments
Tim Coker: Lead guitar on "Christmas Blues"
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