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Toxic Waste of Time
01:33
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One time I was bored
So I spent the whole day eating seeds
And the salt dried out my mouth
And my gums began to bleed
And I had an ulcer on the inside of my cheek
For the rest of the week.
Now that's why I don't east Sunflower seeds anymore.
One time I was bored
So i spent the whole day watching porn
And I jerked off until my dick was sore
And I felt alone and ashamed of myself
And it wasn't much fun anymore.
Now I still jerk off but I don't spend the whole day jerking off.
One time I was bored
So I spent the whole day on the newsfeed
of the Facebook account that my girlfriend made for me
And I spent the whole day reading
About people I don't really like
And what they were doing
Now that is really fucking depressing.
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The Not-So-Good Doctor
01:14
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Dr. Phil is an asshole
Dr. Phil's a mother fucking dick
Exploiting people's problems
for his own personal gain
and seeing nothing wrong with it.
Everyone who watches Dr. Phil is an asshole
All of them are mother fucking dicks
Finding entertainment in other folks misfortune
I think we can all agree that's fucking shit.
If you watch Hoarders you're an asshole
And if you think Grandma's crazy you're a dick
'Cuz she might have a hundred dead cats in her refridgerator
But i'm sure there's skeletons in your closet.
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MurderCam
01:10
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I fight sleep just like a child
Most nights I need a drink just to get the courage to close my eyes
'Cuz all my dreams are nightmares and
all my nightmares are vivid
I hoose being tires over being terrified.
and while i lie there as still as a corpse in a crypt.
in my brain i am being stabbed by a crackhead
and my violent death is broadcast nationwide
on MurderCam, the most recent reality show to hit the airwaves
and i watched my sould leave my body and as a ghost
I went to your house and tried to communicate with you
by writing on a foggy window
and you told me you never loved me and i wake up
it seemed so real it takes a moment
to figure out exactly where i'm at
i'm safe and sound here in our bed
with you and our cat
and even though i know it wasn't real I still feel so alone.
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Texas Justice (LOL. JK)
01:53
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There's something happening here in Texas
and no one seems to mind
But if you're looking for injustice and violation of civil liberties
its not too hard to find
We got freedom of speedh
and protection from unreasonable search and seizure
But believe it or not I guess Comal County forgot
When they locked up Justin Carter
And its terrible what happened
in Aurora and Sandy Hook
But awful things happen everywhere
Just open your eyes and look
and I'm not saying DA Tharp is a bad person
or that her intentions was nefarious
But protecting our children by locking away our children,
Are you fucking serious?
And I still haven't given up on our Justice System
and I still believe laws protect liberty
But every minute Justin Carter remains incarcerated
Is another minute he;s making history.
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Cory Sharp Houston, Texas
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